Why ask Y?
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Just to scare you even more, watch the morph (warning: 1.6 MB!).
The person on the left is just plain old me. The person on the right is Audrey Quock, who appeared in the 1999 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. The wife of one of my old fraternity brothers spotted the alleged resemblence. Your mileage may vary...
To further feed my fear (or vanity - you decide), I scanned in Audrey photos as they appeared in my 2001 Sports Illustrated desktop calendar. Here's one from 23 January, and another from 30 January.
Some fool decided that I was running a portal to Sports Illustrated, and pestered me for more pictures. For your consideration, I present the sad e-mail history of a one-handed web surfer.